Sylph (noun)- 
1. a fictional elemental that lives in the air
2. A beautiful young woman.

Do you ever wonder what happens when a conspiracy theorist sees something like this:
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The reasoning that goes on in their minds are impossible to explain. Regardless, for them there is only one possible answer:

Straight from, here is today’s conspiracy theory story:

Before we get to the article, let’s get this whole thing sorted out. 
Figure one shows a picture of a type of cloud known as a cirrus uncinus. From Wikipedia:
Cirrus uncinus is a type of cirrus cloud. The name cirrus uncinus is derived from Latin, meaning “curly hooks”. Also known as mares’ tails, these clouds are generally sparse in the sky, and very thin.
The clouds occur at very high altitudes, at a temperature of about minus 40-50 degrees Celsius. They are generally seen when a warm or occluded front is approaching. They are very high in the troposphere, and generally mean that precipitation, usually rain, is approaching.

The long wispy tails of the clouds are actually precipitation – very high snow in the form of tiny ice crystals falling through the air.  The wind blows these sideways, giving the distinctive hook shape.

So onto our friends at Educate-Yourself. The article was written by Zuerrnnovahh-Starr Livingstone.
This is a very large sylph transmuting chemtrails. I believe it to be the same sylph who came to Earth after leaving her/his cometary body at Jupiter…Comet Shoemaker/Levi.
The mere fact that this is considered the most logical explanation for these clouds are disturbing. The specific ‘sylph’ she is referring to is in Figure 1. 
In real life, Shoemaker-Levy 9 was a comet that orbited Jupiter for at least two decades before it smashed into the planet with explosive force.
Exactly how this was translated into the comet leaving its body behind so it could attack some chemtrails is unknown.

At most times the sylphs are transparent but when working on chemtrails they can be seen “rounding up” the aluminum particles. Over the area I live, there has been heavy spraying in recent days (June 1 and 2, 2004) and the chemtrails were sectioned off and herded like cattle. Each sphere of chaff then disappeared into a huge cloud. There were about twenty chemtrail spheres covering the sky. Each sphere was about a quarter of a mile in diameter (Thunderbirds of Earth) and they were herded towards a huge cloud over five miles in diameter (Cometary Sylph). “H.M.”, another Croft Chembuster owner, drove in from Kamloops to Salmon Arm [British Columbia, Canada] and saw the same thing I did. He said that the chemtrails over Kamloops were smearing out in the usual grey sky HAARP cloud cover but over Salmon Arm the chemtrails were sectioned off in spherical pieces. We had a good rain the next day.

Cirrus uncinus is an indication of an unstable layer in the atmosphere. The hooks have an upcurrent of around 7 cm/s, the tails have a downcurrent of more than 50 cm/s. It is this downcurrent that limits the life of a contrail, making it look like “sylphs clean up chemtrails”. Really. It’s that simple. 
These clouds are generally seen when a warm or occluded front is approaching. As a result, they are often accompanied by rain.
And they need to figure out what ‘chaff’ is.
Sylphs are transmuting air into water. Neon gas conversion to water is simple, as only two protons need to be drawn off the nucleus and chemically recombined with the remaining oxygen. The sylphs appear to be able to pull off neutrons, contain them with their magnetic fields, and use the hydrogen atom which is spontaneously generated a split second later when the neutron divides into a proton, electron and subquently emits a neutrino.

That simply isn’t possible. There is no known method of converting neon into hydrogen. Neon has 10 protons, while hydrogen has one; this means that it would have to lose nine protons to become hydrogen.
Neon is also found at one part for every 65,000 (by volume) in the earth’s atmosphere. This is a very small amount, and it would require million of neon atoms to simply make one raindrop (remember, two hydrogen atoms are needed to form one water molecule). If they could really make rain out of neon, they’d have run out a long time ago.

With such flexibility, a sylph can create water from atmospheric oxygen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide. Atmospheric dust, which is mainly silica, can also be converted to air and water. The sprayed aluminum particles can also be converted to air and water. The process is more involved with any number of intermediatary steps depending on the end product. The large cometary sylphs and now the sylph giants of Jupiter and Saturn are doing the same work.

Silica is SiO2. This means that to convert it to water, one would have to magically spawn two hydrogen molecules and make the silicon and one oxygen molecule vanish. 
And I am 100% certain that aluminum cannot be converted to water, and that the only way to make it a gas is to boil it at  2467º C.

We have not been hearing much about the holes in the ozone lately as Thunderbird sylphs have been transmuting stratospheric chlorine for more than a decade. Free chlorine breaks up the ozone molecule. There is nearly as much chlorine going into the air as twenty years ago but mother nature has found a solution to that pollution.

The ozone layer is still shrinking. According to Jonathon Shanklin of the British Antarctic Survey:
Recent measurements at surface monitoring stations show that the loading of ozone destroying chemicals at the surface has been dropping since about 1994 and is now about 6% down on that peak.  The stratosphere lags behind the surface by several years and the loading of ozone depleting chemicals in the ozone layer is at or near the peak.  Satellite measurements show that the rate of decline in ozone amount in the upper stratosphere is slowing, however the total ozone amount is still declining.  The small size of the 2002 ozone hole was nothing to do with any reduction in ozone depleting chemicals and it will be a decade or more before we can unambiguously say that the ozone hole is recovering…What we saw in 2002 is just one extreme in the natural range of variation in the polar stratosphere and is the equivalent of an extreme in ‘stratospheric weather’.
And CFCs are now being heavily regulated. 

The aluminum particle chemtrails have done nothing towards patching the holes or absorbing ultraviolet radiation from the sun. The aluminum chaff is actually containing the extra heat in the lower atmosphere and not allowing it to radiate off into space as infrared photons at night. Due to this problem the sylphs have determined their best action is to transmute the five micron aluminum particles into oxygen and environmentally friendly gases such as helium.
Chaff is a radar countermeasure that consists of strips of aluminum released from a plane, warship, or ICBM to scramble radar. It is easy to identify when it lands, and has been in use since World War Two.
And anybody who thinks that aluminum can be converted to helium has no idea what they’re talking about. 

The energies used to perform the transmutations are great. The Chembusters in this type of work become energy grounding instruments. The Chembusters link the sky with the earth and transmute some of the denser elements and dark orgone. More and more orgonite is needed to change poisonous radioactive elements in the air, water and earth. Much radiation has been released to the environment especially in Afghanistan and Iraq. The dozens of mini nukes exploded over the past twenty years all around the world have contaminated the environment.
I am unaware of any “mini-nukes” that have been detonated in either Afghanistan or Iraq. 
In addition, orgone hasn’t been scientifically proven to exist. This means that they’re saying something which hasn’t been confirmed to exist (sylphs) are using something that hasn’t been confirmed to exist (orgone) to combat something that hasn’t been confirmed to exist (chemtrails). This gets real circular, real fast.

Barium chemtrails are a problem for sylphs as there is no easy way of transmuting this heavy metal into air and water. Croft chembusters work well on barium and depositing the transmutation end products as nutrients in the soil. Smaller sylphs physically carry the heavier elements to ground. In past eras the fire, water and earth elementals would have rendered the toxins harmless, now orgonite is helping clean up the mess. There is little likelihood of elementals depositing toxins such as barium into the topsoil. That is not their plan.

See above. 

That’s all for now.

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